It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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