I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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