Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my shit smells like andre
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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