she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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