Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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