: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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