winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I need a beard to bite.
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