i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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