quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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