the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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