you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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