Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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