She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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