there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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