i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
