im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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