How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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