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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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