if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just gift wrapped bread.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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