NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
sex on a bike is impossible
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