this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We are all done wearing pants today
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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