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He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I fill condoms, not promises.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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