apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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