was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
