the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
