btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
