At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i love accidental penises.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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