On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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