Sponge bath it is.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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