I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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