I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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