ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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