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(310): View more from California

ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Adam has been drinking

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Who has his phone

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Adam does

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....

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(231): View more from Michigan

We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee

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(410): View more from Maryland

you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.

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(845): View more from New York

I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one

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(519): View more from Ontario

It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit

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(647): View more from Ontario

The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads

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