Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
me + whiskey = a bad person
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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