so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
