i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I did not marry a roomba.
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