Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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