If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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