But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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