STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
