I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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