nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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