North Korea, Best Korea!
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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