Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
