Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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