I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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