I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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