He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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