Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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