Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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